ANNOUNCING Johnny Mueller’s Latin American “Insider” Seminar Friday, November 13 – Friday, November 20
Hi everyone,
Johnny Mueller here — host of The Expat Files: Living in Latin America.
Looking to get your Plan B off the ground?
Join me for a week long, off-the-gringo-trail, boots-on-the-ground seminar in Guatemala and El Salvador.
Why This Seminar Is Different
After more than 30 years living and doing business in Latin America, my team and I open doors that tourists and even long-term expats never see. You’ll get private access to commercial, manufacturing, education, healthcare, banking, IT, real estate, and business opportunities that most seminars never touch.
We keep the group small. That means real conversations, real networking, and real connections — not a 100-person cattle-call event with real-estate pitches.
Special surprise guests will include Bitcoin, blockchain, and crypto experts.
Early-Bird Pricing
(Ends October 15th — then prices rise $1000)
- $4,295 per person (single occupancy)
- $6,695 for couples or two people sharing a room (double occupancy)
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What’s Included
- All presentations and materials
- 8 nights in first-class hotels (arrival Friday night, November 13 through checkout Saturday morning, November 21)
- All ground transportation after you land at Guatemala City Airport (GUA)
- All breakfasts
- Welcome reception on Friday evening
- Personal introductions to business contacts, expats, lawyers, and tax professionals
- Coffee breaks and snacks
Your Presenters
Johnny Mueller Host of The Expat Files podcast (1,500+ episodes). Lived and worked across all 20 Latin American countries for over 30 years. Built businesses and houses in multiple countries, and has logged more than 2,000 hours of live radio from the region. Brings hard-won, practical “Gringo Advantage” insights that only come from decades on the ground.
Attorney José, Principal in a 30-year-old Guatemalan law firm. University law professor with deep connections. Specializes in residency, corporations, real estate, intellectual property, and navigating local bureaucracy for expats. Speaks near-perfect English and is one of the most useful legal contacts an expat can have in Central America.
Safety Note on El Salvador
You may have heard El Salvador is dangerous. Since President Bukele took office, violent crime has dropped roughly 95%. It has gone from one of the most dangerous countries in Latin America to the safest. We cover the real picture during the seminar.
What We Will Actually Do
- Hear from long-term expats about daily life off the tourist trail
- Tour a first-world hospital and medical specialty center and review affordable private insurance plans (some from $75/month)
- Examine commercial and residential real estate with insider tactics
- Walk through one of the largest produce and goods markets in all of Latin America
- Multiple unlisted boots-on-the-ground stops and surprises
This is not an International Living-style event. No hidden sales pitches — just practical information and real connections that help make your expat life transition infinitely easier.
Past Attendee Feedback (Highlights)
- “You kept your promise and provided more information than you could squeeze into our time together…” — Chris & BJ
- “The entire week was fun, comfortable, and informative… I find myself daydreaming about all the business potential.” — Aaron
- “Everything we did was valuable and enjoyable… the amazing UFM Libertarian University was so refreshing.” — Dale
- “I attended expecting to see 3rd-world squalor… Guatemala turned out to be a true gem… first-class seminar all the way.” — Jeff
Do note that as usual, Repeat Offenders receive a $1,000 discount.
Arrival Details
You must be checked in to our first hotel in Guatemala City by Friday, November 13 (or earlier if you want extra time to explore). Friday night will be our Meet and Greet.
We start the seminar promptly at 8:00 a.m. on Saturday, November 14 — on gringo time, not mañana time.
We will meet you at Guatemala City Airport (GUA) and transfer you directly to the hotel — a 4-star property in a very safe area, only 10 minutes from the airport. So please email your flight details as soon as possible.
You will arrive and depart from Guatemala City Airport (GUA).
Seminar Agenda Overview
Arrival Day – Friday, November 13: Hotel check-in + evening orientation and meet-and-greet
Day 1 – Saturday, November 14: Real estate tour • Cryptocurrency roundup • Travel day
Day 2 – Sunday, November 15: Healthcare in Latin America • Boots-on-the-ground adventure • Attorney José session
Day 3 – Monday, November 16: Real estate and building deep-dive • Additional field stops
Day 4 – Tuesday, November 17: “Things I Can’t Talk About on My Podcast” • Cryptocurrency field event
Day 5 – Wednesday, November 18: Golden Expat Tips • Legal strategies with Attorney José
Day 6 – Thursday, November 19: Central market visit • Hospitals & clinics tour • Libertrarian University visit
Day 7 – Friday, November 20: Factory tour • Final surprise stop • Last Supper meetup, seminar wrap-up and discussion
Departure – Saturday, November 21: Airport transfers or post-seminar travel for those who are staying on to take a tour or explore on their own
Note that the daily schedule may change (this is the 3rd world you know). A full detailed agenda will be sent closer to the event.
Guatemala Residency Option
Want to apply for Guatemalan residency while you’re here? It’s still one of the easier and less expensive options in Latin America. Attorney José can help you start the process during the trip. You’ll need roughly a month to gather documents (FBI report, police clearances, etc.) from home, so start early if interested. Just let us know soon.
How to Register for the Seminar
- PayPal or credit card (one payment)
- Three equal payments spaced until the seminar
- Wire transfer — email theexpatfiles@gmail.com for banking details
- Note that $500 deposit will hold your Early-Bird discount price if you have not signed up fully by the October 15th early-bird cut off date.
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Once registered, our coordinator Evelin will contact you and you’ll receive timely preparation messages.
Pre- & Post-Seminar Trips
If you’re coming for the seminar, consider arriving a few days early or staying afterward to see more of Guatemala.
Evelin, our super efficient seminar coordinator, also organizes custom pre- and post-seminar trips. Whether you want a couple of days in Antigua, Lake Atitlán, Tikal ruins, the Pacific Coast, Guatemala City, or a longer multi-day itinerary, she can arrange transportation, guides, accommodations, and logistics for individuals, couples, families, or small groups.
These are not rigid package tours — tell her what you want to see and she will put it together.
If you’re seriously considering Guatemala as part of your Plan B, Evelin also offers relocation and settling-in assistance so you can use the extra time to get a realistic feel for living here.
Contact Evelin early if you’d like to add days before or after the seminar. If you are coming all this way, its more than worth your while.
See you in November.
Johnny Mueller and the Latin American “Insider” team
PS: Remember, the Early-bird price cut off date is October 15th

